January 2012
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auld lang syne is such a beautifully sad song
and now I actually know the lyrics to it
Things that happened in America this year:
cloysterbell:
sirthomasoftardis:
cloysterbell:
Series 6 of Doctor Who came to the States
The last Harry Potter movie ever
Osama Bin Laden died
The space shuttle was launched for the final time
The King’s Speech won the Academy Award for Best Picture
The Joplin Tornado was the deadliest tornado in 64 years
New York legalizes same-sex marriage
Hurricane Irene
Steve Jobs died
Occupy...
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darvilly:
what am i supposed to call 2012 if i’ve been calling 2011 ‘two thousand matt smith’
just finished watching captain america
HOWARD STARK YOU FINE PIECE OF MAN
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2011- Will u luv me 4eva?
2012- No
*Later that day 2011 killed herself*
2012- I meant 2 say I luv u 5eva
Reblog dis if u cried
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
December 2011
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
so far today I have
had an allergic reaction to face wash, it made me look like I got intense sunburn
walked into a parking pole, that shin hurts
spilled tea on myself
stubbed my toe three times
almost choked on ONE m&m
2011 is trying to kill me
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
bellatrixareforkids:
so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange
uh huh right right
ok
wait what the fuck is that in the corner
hOLY SHIT
o hmy god???
I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
belleanima:
i love spending new year’s eve with my favorite person, myself.
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cloysterbell:
Guys, these are not chips.
These are chips.
And this is a biscuit.
You’re welcome.
I don’t get it
I respect my friends opinions when they like something different…
I don’t care
like what you like, thats fine
but then when I like things like Glee all of a sudden I’m an idiot for liking them?
I get pissed at stuff like that
I don’t understand people sometimes
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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Meeting Darren
Me: Will you sign this?
Darren: Sure
Darren: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Darren: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
